urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie SARS SARS 2004-12-02T23:27:26Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie:1307 2004-12-02T23:27:26Z 2004-12-02T23:27:26Z it's so sad when people go away to college. it's going to really suck for me since 7 of my best friends are a grade below me, i love you all. UGH. oh well. i still want to go 15,000 miles away from here, except i guess i'll miss people a little. i don't know what i'll do if i hate college. i will probably just quit and try my luck in a casino.<br /><br />lauren if you ever leave for college i guess i'll just plant a mine outside your door so your legs will blow off and you can stay here. unless of course it hits nana or someone, in which case i'll be terribly sorry and most likely flee the country.<br /><br />speaking of fleeing the country, i can't wait to spend a month in europe. oh yeah that is in 2007.............. basically 1400000000000000 years away. cool.<br /><br />today i was a wiatch to my dentist. i hate that stupid motherfucker. GOD. I AM IN CONTROL. doesn't he understand!?!??!?! I PAY HIM. if i don't want to spend another 15000 months correcting my microscopic overbite, then by god i will not do it. you stupid jerk. he tries to be so witty but meanwhile my wit is much quicker, i just can't speak around him since he is usually playing around with my teeth, meaning it's hard to pronounce things like FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PINT SIZED HAIRY SHIT!!!!!!!! holy lord i want my braces off. oh what is that? 19 thousand million more years? great!<br /><br />anyway. enough. i need food i didn't eat a thing all day except two apple jolly ranchers. and i don't even like the apple ones best but i can't eat the blueberry or cherry ones in school on account of my mouth turning colors. life is so rough. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie:1035 2004-11-18T21:26:07Z 2004-11-18T21:26:07Z I CLEANED WEBBY'S BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie:927 2004-11-08T21:25:15Z 2004-11-08T21:25:15Z this weekend was very fun, even if i was so scared from taking lives that i couldn't get up in the middle of the night for a glass of water so i had to die in my bed. on friday i went to sammy wammy's house and we had some fun dance parties and head banged all around, and then we got it on the floor. hahahaha! then i had to moon CJ, i'm sorry sam but he is such a little nut. i slept over kimmie's and we came home really tired, and watched paulie sleep with his legs all over the place and snoring on the couch. i'm sorry if i was mean to you alexis, but you wouldn't shut up hahhah &lt;3 i love everyone who was with me you are all great.<br /><br />ummmmmmmmmmmm then saturday we went to sam's again in the afternoon and watched a scary CSI kind of movie, despite my complaints. i had to sprint my fastest ever and dive onto katie because a body flew down from the cieling. psycho movie directors. anyway, then we went BACKKKK to sam's and we all got ready, even though julie had already straightened my hair like a salon lady, she's got the magic touchhh. &lt;3 then we just all walked around, did a little more dancing, and hung around in the gazebo. then mayggie&lt;333 walked me home and tripped me 15 times because she kept kicking my stupid foot. it was good timesssss.<br /><br />sunday i saw courty&lt;3333333333333333!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie:554 2004-11-04T00:14:55Z 2004-11-04T00:14:55Z i hate you, george bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /><br />i can't even write about how pissed off i am and how eager i am to flee the country. it's sad how i won't be welcomed in so many places because i'm an american and our government has changed the world's view of us. anyway! i guess i'm going to run for president later. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flutie:407 2004-11-03T01:03:35Z 2004-11-03T01:07:32Z i am following the trend and making a livejournal so i think everyone should comment me right this second. but anyway! this weekend was fucking crazy and i love my friends so much it is absolutely ridiculous. on friday i went to julie's after school and me, her, maggie and casey all bought things for our halloween costumes. we put on extremely long nails and then ripped them all off because it was the wierdest feeling ever and i can't press on my thumbs or i get nausious. anyway then i went home and didn't go out because i was gearing up for a great day of brainstormers on saturday.<br /><br />by the way, if you ask me why i am a brainstormer i might have to murder you, so let's just not speak of it. i answered one question the whole time, but obviously i was the star. UM thennnn saturday night me and julie, katie, casey, manda, maggie, sam, laure, kristin, and alia slept over sam's house. it was fun me and julie and maggie and katie rapped and directed traffic for a million hours on street corners. then we went home and had a thousand laughs and we all fell asleep and woke up at the buttcrack of dawn like always.<br /><br />on halloweeeeeen some girls came over and we hookered it up all over town. we (julie, katie, casey, alia, maggie, lauren, kristin, manda, and erin) came back and played with the ouiji board and contacted an evil whore who bitched us out so i called her a lard ass and pretended like i wasn't scared when in fact i was near the point of pissing myself. speaking of pissing myself, when manda ward&lt;3 left my house her car got hit with eggs so the girls that were left, being the gangsters that we are, took eggs and went in search of the punks that almost made manda's mom get into a car accident.<br /><br />we took eggs and we saw them and sam goes 'you fucking hitting cars with eggs? you fucking hitting cars?' so one girl was like 'yeah!' so i said 'WHAT?' and she responded with yes again, so i was like oh no you din'tttt. so i felt the need to yell 'YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY?' and then i threw my eggs. i turned to see everyone of my friends sprinting away and then i looked back and boys were sprinting at us. i ran to my house and pissed all over myself.<br /><br />then monday night we all went to john chau's house and hung out there for a little, then we all drunkenly walked off to the gazebo and hung out there for a while. then we went streaking near wendys and although i fell off the fence in my bra and never made it over, some old men and women were 'watching the whole show'. awesome. so i ran yelling 'THEY'RE WATCHING THE SHOW' and we all went back to mi casa and slept over. i was almost murdered during the night by a 400 pound coffee table that was dangled over me and then plopped onto my leg. thank you guys so much. <br /><br />today i went out to dinner with maggie, lex, case, kimmie, and sam. it was fucking really funny a lot of times. 'come again?' hahah oh god i love those girls. i am sorry i missed the <b>john kerry</b> party my fellow supporters!<br /><br />SO ANYWAY. instead of writing my essay on ralphy nadar, i wrote this bad boy. greatttttttttt.